May 2013
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harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
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stannisisthefury:
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azorahai:
i like how we forget that tywin lannister ACTIVELY HATES tyrion in comparison to jaime and cersei
and then people are like oh he can totally stand up to tywin
no
he
can’t
#well technically he can #but maybe people need to reread ADWD to see what happens to someone like Tyrion once he loses all that privilege...
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a-pariah:
a-pariah:
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
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nabeleon:
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
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we'll eat you up, we love you so: my mom just came... →
delladilly:
my mom just came in with the front page of the new york times dining section and threw it down in front of me and said WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE ANNA and i said ASPARAGUS? because it looked like purple asparagus and she said NO, SOMETHING ELSE. ISN’T IT FUNNY HOW ALL OF NATURE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE, AND PATTERNS ARE REPEATED, AND YOU CAN SEE PARTS OF OTHER PARTS OF NATURE...
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thesockmonkeyrenegade:
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carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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wiener-cest:
demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland)
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sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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