"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
White girl: What are you?
Me: White & Latino
White girl: Lol you don’t look Latin. Anyway, I’m an 1/8th Cherokee, part dutch, irish, my ancestors helped settle Haiti so im technically Haitian, 1/12 crunchwrap supreme
*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*